As Renova asks, "Why not?"

I ask, "Why?".

There are useful things, and there are marginally useful things. This is neither of it. You really think you'll honestly know how clean you are? After all the attention is gone, when the guests have left, will you truly be happy? Is it worth the trouble? The ink? Choosing toilet paper is no longer simply a grab and go event. Now we have to deal with choice. Dinner menus, TV channels, hair colour, yes, yes and yes. This? Thank you very much.