Identity Crisis, anyone?

Do you feel like a confused citizen in this ever-changing island, home of many nations? Grappling with your real identity after being washed with trashy MTV and Hollywood crap-jobs? Not too sure if you really belong on this island, or worse, planet? Then you need this. 100% Steven Seagal goodness. For all who needs to know what the Asian Experience tastes like. Cheers everybody.